"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
made lost dog signs for my neighborhood, and updated my dog’s microchip info so if someone takes her to a vet they can contact us now. all i can do is wait and hope someone’s found her and she’s ok.
my dog ran away this afternoon and i feel so fucking helpless. i cant stop crying. i’d do anything ever to get her back okay. what do i even do
GNP | MT
Walt Whitman, Song of the Open Road part 11: “Listen! I will be honest with you, I do not offer the old smooth prizes, but offer rough new prizes, These are the days that must happen to you:”
Here, read these replies: http://fauxmulder.tumblr.com/post/53962325176/teachmehowtodoggett-imcapnkirk-replied-to-your ///// http://fauxmulder.tumblr.com/post/44438037036/hey-can-you-explain-a-little-about-shipping
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor
Andrew Garfield arrested for attempting to kidnap kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)
New haircut! The hairdresser was doing a sort of training exercise/test so I didn’t get to pick the style but it was free and she did a good job! Lmao there’s no good lighting in my house
Blood Moon eclipse. Next time I’m going to rent a longer lens.
this is a lot to take in
when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them